such small hands.

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

image

(Source: adamshankman, via razorsharpvaginas)

phoenix-is-so-done:

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

what do you know about it

(Source: heterophobianca, via smartblondeninja)

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

(Source: omgs, via bullet-for-your-dreams)

I want to be normal

You tell me I’m not trying not staying alive is as much as i can do.

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via hellochameleon)

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

(via supermoclel)

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

(via babarsk13188)

(Source: willfosho, via eevee-ray)

koch43:

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

I can live for this

(Source: weirdeyecontact, via moonbootybutt)

She makes me want to die

She makes me want to die

(Source: youloveulose, via dieromantikundweltschmerz)

rhydonmyhardon:

i hope when im like 80 pokemon will still be a thing so that i can battle and victoriously wreck my grandchildren reminding them who the ultimate trainer truly is

(via hellochameleon)

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peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: junbyun, via leauxgan)